Help Wanted: Three Onion Rings who want to work to replace three Onion Rings who didn't.
We CANNOT be Responsible. We've tried, and we just
wind up screwing up every time. Expect
nothing from us, and you won't be disappointed. Don't
say you weren't warned!
Lawyer: It's not our fault they got sick. We didn't make them eat that food. We even told them not to come into the
restuarant! With a great big sign!
It's your play time - You are free to do whatever we want you to!