Know An Out-of-Work Onion Ring?

Help Wanted: Three Onion Rings who want to work to replace three Onion Rings who didn't.

Bad, Bad Company

We CANNOT be Responsible. We've tried, and we just wind up screwing up every time. Expect nothing from us, and you won't be disappointed. Don't say you weren't warned!

Product Liability Protection

Lawyer: It's not our fault they got sick. We didn't make them eat that food. We even told them not to come into the restuarant! With a great big sign!

Regimented Play

It's your play time - You are free to do whatever we want you to!